1. Are you a legitimate Presidential candidate?
Yes and no. I have filed Form 1 (Committee Registration) and Form 2 (Statement of Candidacy) to the Federal Election Committee for Presidential candidacy and it was accepted. However, entities such as Santa Claus and President Emperor Caesar are also on the list (I am numbered P60009149).
2. Will you give me a cookie if I vote for you?
Yes. If I win.
3. Do you receive donations?
No. I don't want to deal with any more paperwork, so I won't be receiving any donations.
4. Why are you doing this?
No big reason. Just was tired of all these Republicans announcing their candidacy. I figured it's all for publicity - they don't really hope they will win it. I have as much chance as they do. So why not? Maybe the joke is going too far, but I want to see if I can at least manage it. Basically, I am running because I can.
5. How do I contribute to the campaign?
We have many work-less positions to fill! Only limited by your imagination. Also, just start using the #Samx2016 hashtag for anything cookie and/or politics related.